Dogs are not pets in Haiti. They roam the streets or may belong to a house but they find food where they can and are often mistreated. During the day our 5 are pretty quiet except for chasing the hens around or protesting the passing by of rival dogs. But the night is theirs. Some nights are not too bad. But on others, they start around 4, just before the roosters. Speaking of which... Haitian roosters are not content to welcome the dawn. They crow all, I mean all, the day long. One even visited our class one day and took a seat at the back.
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| Put on your specs and you can see the little chap by the back wall |
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| nap time for Raya (the German student) and one of the perps |
The worst was the canine town meeting from about 2 until 4:30 or so one night last week. Every last dog for a mile around was yelping in unison or sequences. There must have been some hot issues they were debating. Finally, there was a break....that lasted... .and lasted...holding the breath...for five minutes. Whew. They’re done. And then........the roosters started.
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| my nemesis |
Last weekend Betty and I visited Renate's house and then treated ourselves to an overnight at the local B&B. The property is large with a lovely view of the ocean far in the distance, too far in fact to see the garbage washed in from the filthy sea or dumped on the beach because there’s no other place to put it. The waterfront property consists of shanties on a hillside with no indoor plumbing or outdoor facility. A chamber pot collects the waste which is then taken to the sea for disposal. Generally, trash is burned on the street and the remains swept up, though where that is taken remains a mystery.
Anyway, back on high we were hoping for a swim in the pool, hot shower, different food. The pool was tepid but refreshing enough. At 5 we stopped working to have a glass of wine and share a small cannister of Pringles, the only salty food available in Jeremie. Next thing, the server brings up our supper, an hour early because she thought we were hungry. Pizza. And a salad. Period. A couple who were also guests arrived at 6 and were served spaghetti and homemade meatballs, perhaps goat. There was plenty so they shared. Dessert, however, was served to all of us and was a treat. Homemade from scratch carrot cake.
This couple, also from the midwest, comes to Haiti several times a year to support one of the hundreds of local orphanages. Most of the kids are not true orphans but brought by parents who cannot care for them. The guy is in construction and a Mr.Fixit so makes repairs when he comes. That day, he had gotten the wells working to the joy of everyone. She is a retired English teacher whose brother built the orphanage and still does what he can to raise funds for it.
They bring medicines and hard to-get-supplies, buy local rice and other staples to take to the orphanage, and spend a week or so helping out the pair who runs the orphanage on no money. Local teachers come in for morning lessons and the children have nothing to do for the rest of the day. Whatever money these impressive people are given just manages to cover the teachers’ salaries and food for the children. Their endurance and faith is matched only by the Haitian people, who have so little and yet keep going.
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| the long-awaited shower |
Now back to that hot shower for the spoiled first world folks. To the right is a photo of the trickle of water that, in a thermal competition, would actually lose to the pool. However, the soap smelled divine. And the bed was comfortable so I slept well until about 3 or so when...yes indeedy boys and girls...no dogs but a rooster outside my window who could do a rock concert without a mike. On and on and on and on. Having left my earplugs at the guest house, I attempted to make do with toilet paper wads and head under pillow. Right.Wonderfully effective. Not. I mean, this guy had verbal diarrhea. I even timed him. A full crow every 5-8 seconds. Once he went nearly a minute between. After a 2-star breakfast of rolls (there’s only one kind in Haiti), peanut butter or jelly, and scrambled eggs and a pleasant day of working outside on the veranda, "Home" was a welcome sight when we returned.
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| our kitchen with gas stove and charcoal stove lower right |
And now for the mouse. Sporting my headlamp for light, I crept downstairs to the guest house bathroom one night around 4 a.m. There are two bathrooms. The one on the right with the working sink that is fully attached to the wall and the toilet that flushes when there’s electricity for the pump but no light. And the one on the left with electricity and the working shower but no running water in the detaching sink or toilet flushing. So as I stood up to leave, a grey mouse scurried around in the corner of the room with no escape route. I quickly left and closed the door so he wouldn’t run anywhere else, especially not upstairs to the bedrooms. And slipped a note under Betty’s door to be careful should the need for elimination arise before dawn. She replied later with a report that he had indeed chewed her cloth sneaker in the night. I hope mice can’t climb bedsheets.